Thursday, February 6, 2014

Hearthstone - Creature Card Text

Name
Rarity
Subtype
Class
Cost
Attack
Health
Description
AbominationRareGeneral Any5 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Taunt. Deathrattle: Deal 2 damage to ALL characters. Abominations enjoy Fresh Meat and long walks on the beach.
Abusive SergeantCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Battlecry: Give a minion +2 Attack this turn. ADD ME TO YOUR DECK, MAGGOT!
Acidic Swamp OozeCommonGeneral Any2 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Destroy your opponent's weapon. Oozes love Flamenco. Don't ask.
Acolyte of PainCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 1 Attack 3 Health Whenever this minion takes damage, draw a card. He trained when he was younger to be an acolyte of joy, but things didn’t work out like he thought they would.
Al'Akir the WindlordLegendaryGeneral Shaman8 Mana 3 Attack 5 Health Windfury, Charge, Divine Shield, Taunt He is the weakest of the four Elemental Lords. And the other three don't let him forget it.
Alarm-o-BotRareGeneral Any3 Mana 3 Health At the start of your turn, swap this minion with a random one in your hand. WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.
Aldor PeacekeeperRareGeneral Paladin3 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Change an enemy minion's Attack to 1. The Aldor hate two things: the Scryers and smooth jazz.
AlexstraszaLegendary Dragon Any9 Mana 8 Attack 8 Health Battlecry: Set a hero's remaining Health to 15. Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.
Amani BerserkerCommonGeneral Any2 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Enrage: +3 Attack If an Amani berserker asks "Joo lookin' at me?!", the correct response is "Nah, mon".
Ancient BrewmasterCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 5 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Return a friendly minion from the battlefield to your hand. Most pandaren say his brew tastes like yak. But apparently that's a compliment.
Ancient MageRareGeneral Any4 Mana 2 Attack 5 Health Battlecry: Give adjacent minions Spell Damage +1. Sometimes he forgets and just wanders into someone else's game.
Ancient of LoreEpicGeneral Druid7 Mana 5 Attack 5 Health Choose One - Draw 2 cards; or Restore 5 Health. Go ahead, carve your initials in him.
Ancient of WarEpicGeneral Druid7 Mana 5 Attack 5 Health Choose One - Taunt and +5 Health; or +5 Attack. Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.
Ancient WatcherRareGeneral Any2 Mana 4 Attack 5 Health Can't Attack. Why do its eyes seem to follow you as you walk by?
Angry ChickenRare Beast Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Enrage: +5 Attack. There is no beast more frightening (or ridiculous) than a fully enraged chicken.
Arathi WeaponsmithCommonGeneral Warrior4 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Equip a 2/2 weapon. 50% off fist weapons, limited time only!
Arcane GolemRareGeneral Any3 Mana 4 Attack 2 Health Charge. Battlecry: Give your opponent a Mana Crystal. Having Arcane golems at home really classes up the place, and as a bonus they are great conversation pieces.
ArchmageCommonGeneral Any6 Mana 4 Attack 7 Health Spell Damage +1 You earn the title of Archmage when you can destroy anyone who calls you on it.
Archmage AntonidasLegendaryGeneral Mage7 Mana 5 Attack 7 Health Whenever you cast a spell, put a 'Fireball' spell into your hand. Antonidas was the Grand Magus of the Kirin Tor, and Jaina's mentor. This was a big step up from being Grand Magus of Jelly Donuts.
Argent CommanderRareGeneral Any6 Mana 4 Attack 2 Health Charge, Divine Shield The Argent Dawn stands vigilant against the Scourge, as well as people who cut in line at coffee shops.
Argent ProtectorCommonGeneral Paladin2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Give a friendly minion Divine Shield. "I'm not saying you can dodge fireballs. I'm saying with this shield, you won't have to."
Argent SquireCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Divine Shield "I solemnly swear to uphold the Light, purge the world of darkness, and to eat only burritos." - The Argent Dawn Oath
ArmorsmithRareGeneral Warrior2 Mana 1 Attack 4 Health Whenever a friendly minion takes damage, gain 1 Armor. She accepts guild funds for repairs!
Auchenai SoulpriestRareGeneral Priest4 Mana 3 Attack 5 Health Your cards and powers that restore Health now deal damage instead. The Auchenai know the end is coming, but they're not sure when.
Azure DrakeRare Dragon Any5 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Spell Damage +1. Battlecry: Draw a card. They initially planned to be the Beryl or Cerulean drakes, but those felt a tad too pretentious.
Baine BloodhoofLegendaryGeneral Any4 Mana 4 Attack 5 Health
Baron GeddonLegendaryGeneral Any7 Mana 7 Attack 5 Health At the end of your turn, deal 2 damage to ALL other characters. Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED.
Big Game HunterEpicGeneral Any3 Mana 4 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Destroy a minion with an Attack of 7 or more. Mere devilsaurs no longer excite him. Soon he'll be trying to catch Onyxia with only a dull Krol Blade.
Blood ImpCommon Demon Warlock1 Mana 1 Health Stealth. At the end of your turn, give another random friendly minion +1 Health. Imps are content to hide and viciously taunt everyone nearby.
Blood KnightEpicGeneral Any3 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: All minions lose Divine Shield. Gain +3/+3 for each Shield lost. The Blood Knights get their holy powers from the Sunwell, which you should NOT bathe in.
Bloodfen RaptorFree Beast Any2 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health Kill 30 raptors. - Hemet Nesingwary
Bloodmage ThalnosLegendaryGeneral Any2 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Spell Damage +1. Deathrattle: Draw a card. He's in charge of the Annual Scarlet Monastery Blood Drive!
Bloodsail CorsairRare Pirate Any1 Mana 1 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Remove 1 Durability from your opponent's weapon. Every pirate uses the same four digits to access Automated Gold Dispensers. It's called the "Pirate's Code".
Bloodsail RaiderCommon Pirate Any2 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Gain Attack equal to the Attack of your weapon. "I only plunder on days that end in 'y'."
Bluegill WarriorCommon Murloc Any2 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Charge He just wants a hug. A sloppy... slimy... hug.
BoarCommon Beast Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health
Booty Bay BodyguardCommonGeneral Any5 Mana 5 Attack 4 Health Taunt You can hire him... until someone offers him enough gold to turn on you.
Boulderfist OgreFreeGeneral Any6 Mana 6 Attack 7 Health ME HAVE GOOD STATS FOR THE COST
BrewmasterCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health
Cabal Shadow PriestEpicGeneral Priest6 Mana 4 Attack 5 Health Battlecry: Take control of an enemy minion that has 2 or less Attack. You never know who may be secretly working for the Cabal....
Cairne BloodhoofLegendaryGeneral Any6 Mana 4 Attack 5 Health Deathrattle: Summon a 4/5 Baine Bloodhoof. Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive.
Captain GreenskinLegendary Pirate Any5 Mana 5 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Give your weapon +1/+1. He was this close to piloting a massive juggernaut into Stormwind Harbor. If it weren't for those pesky kids!
Captain's ParrotEpic Beast Any2 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Battlecry: Put a random Pirate from your deck into your hand. Pirates and Parrots go together like Virmen and Carrots.
CenariusLegendaryGeneral Druid9 Mana 5 Attack 8 Health Choose One - Give your other minions +2/+2; or Summon two 2/2 Treants with Taunt. Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt.
ChickenNone Beast Any 1 Attack 1 Health Hey Chicken!
Chillwind YetiCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 4 Attack 5 Health He always dreamed of coming down from the mountains and opening a noodle shop, but he never got the nerve.
Coldlight OracleRare Murloc Any3 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Each player draws 2 cards. They can see the future. In that future both players draw more cards. Spoooky.
Coldlight SeerRare Murloc Any3 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Give ALL other Murlocs +2 Health. The Coldlight murlocs reside in the darkest pits of the Abyssal Depths. So no, there's no getting away from murlocs.
Core HoundCommon Beast Any7 Mana 9 Attack 5 Health You don’t tame a Core Hound. You just train it to eat someone else before it eats you.
Crazed AlchemistRareGeneral Any2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Swap the Attack and Health of a minion. "You'll love my new recipe!" he says... especially if you're not happy with your current number of limbs.
Cruel TaskmasterCommonGeneral Warrior2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Deal 1 damage to a minion and give it +2 Attack. "I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday." - Cruel Taskmaster
Cult MasterCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 4 Attack 2 Health Whenever one of your other minions dies, draw a card. She may be an evil cult master, but she still calls her parents once a week.
Dalaran MageCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 1 Attack 4 Health Spell Damage +1 You don't see a lot of Dalaran warriors.
Damaged GolemCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health
Dark Iron DwarfCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Give a minion +2 Attack this turn. Guardians of Dark Iron Ore. Perhaps the most annoying ore, given where you have to forge it.
Darkscale HealerCommonGeneral Any5 Mana 4 Attack 5 Health Battlecry: Restore 2 Health to all friendly characters. Healing is just something she does in her free time. It's more of a hobby really.
DeathwingLegendary Dragon Any10 Mana 12 Attack 12 Health Battlecry: Destroy all other minions and discard your hand. Once a noble dragon known as Neltharion, Deathwing lost his mind and shattered Azeroth before finally being defeated. Daddy issues?
DefenderCommonGeneral Paladin1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health
Defender of ArgusRareGeneral Any4 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Give adjacent minions +1/+1 and Taunt. You wouldn’t think that Argus would need this much defending. But it does.
Defias BanditNoneGeneral Rogue1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health
Defias RingleaderCommonGeneral Rogue2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Combo: Summon a 2/1 Defias Bandit. He stole the deed to town years ago, so technically the town is his. He just calls people Scrub to be mean.
DemolisherRareGeneral Any3 Mana 1 Attack 4 Health At the start of your turn, deal 2 damage to a random enemy. Laying siege isn't fun for anyone. It's not even all that effective, now that everyone has a flying mount.
DevilsaurCommon Beast Any5 Mana 5 Attack 5 Health
Dire Wolf AlphaCommon Beast Any2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Adjacent minions have +1 Attack. We are pretty excited about the upcoming release of Dire Wolf Beta, just repost this sign for a chance at a key.
DoomguardRare Demon Warlock5 Mana 5 Attack 7 Health Charge. Battlecry: Discard two random cards. Summoning a doomguard is risky. Someone is going to die.
DoomsayerEpicGeneral Any2 Mana 7 Health At the start of your turn, destroy ALL minions. He's almost been right so many times. He was sure it was coming during the Cataclysm.
Dragonling MechanicCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 2 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Summon a 2/1 Mechanical Dragonling. She is still working on installing the rocket launcher add-on for Mr. Bitey.
Dread CorsairCommon Pirate Any4 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Taunt. Costs (1) less per Attack of your weapon. "Yarrrr" is a pirate word that means "Greetings, milord."
Dread InfernalCommon Demon Warlock6 Mana 6 Attack 6 Health Battlecry: Deal 1 damage to ALL other characters. "INFERNOOOOOOOOOO!" - Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion
Druid of the ClawCommonGeneral Druid5 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Charge
Druid of the ClawCommonGeneral Druid5 Mana 4 Attack 6 Health Taunt
Druid of the ClawCommonGeneral Druid5 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Choose One - Charge; or +2 Health and Taunt. Cat or Bear? Cat or Bear?! I just cannot CHOOSE!
Dust DevilCommonGeneral Shaman1 Mana 3 Attack 1 Health Windfury. Overload: (2) Westfall is full of dust devils. And buzzards. And crazed golems. And pirates. Why does anyone live here?
Earth ElementalEpicGeneral Shaman5 Mana 7 Attack 8 Health Taunt. Overload: (3) Nothing beats rock.
Earthen Ring FarseerCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Restore 3 Health. He can see really far, and he doesn't use a telescope like those filthy pirates.
Edwin VanCleefLegendaryGeneral Rogue3 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Combo: Gain +2/+2 for each card played earlier this turn. He led the Stonemasons in the reconstruction of Stormwind, and when the nobles refused to pay, he founded the Defias Brotherhood to, well, deconstruct Stormwind.
Elite Tauren ChieftainLegendaryGeneral Any5 Mana 5 Attack 5 Health Battlecry: Give both players the power to ROCK! (with a Power Chord card) He's looking for a drummer. The current candidates are: Novice Engineer, Sen'jin Shieldmasta', and Ragnaros the Firelord.
Elven ArcherCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Battlecry: Deal 1 damage. Don't bother asking her out on a date. She'll shoot you down.
Emboldener 3000CommonGeneral Any1 Mana 4 Health At the end of your turn, give a random minion +1/+1.
Emerald DrakeNone Dragon4 Mana 7 Attack 6 Health
Emperor CobraRare Beast Any3 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Destroy any minion damaged by this minion. The Sholazar Basin is home to a lot of really horrible things. If you're going to visit, wear bug spray. And plate armor.
Ethereal ArcanistRareGeneral Mage4 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health If you control a Secret at the end of your turn, gain +2/+2. The ethereals are wrapped in cloth to give form to their non-corporeal bodies. Also because it's nice and soft.
Faceless ManipulatorEpicGeneral Any5 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Choose a minion and become a copy of it. The Faceless Ones are servants of Yogg-Saron, and they feed on fear. Right now they are feeding on your fear of accidentally disenchanting all your good cards.
Faerie DragonCommon Dragon Any2 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health Can't be targeted by Spells or Hero Powers. Adorable. Immune to Magic. Doesn't pee on the rug. The perfect pet!
FelguardRare Demon Warlock3 Mana 3 Attack 5 Health Taunt. Battlecry: Destroy one of your Mana Crystals. Yes, he'll fight for you. BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO LIKE IT.
Fen CreeperCommonGeneral Any5 Mana 3 Attack 6 Health Taunt He used to be called Bog Beast, but it confused people because he wasn't an actual beast. Boom, New Name!
Finkle EinhornLegendaryGeneral Any2 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health
Fire ElementalCommonGeneral Shaman6 Mana 6 Attack 5 Health Battlecry: Deal 3 damage. He can never take a bath. Ewww.
Flame ImpCommon Demon Warlock1 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Deal 3 damage to your hero. Imps like being on fire. They just do.
Flame of AzzinothCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health
Flametongue TotemCommon Totem Shaman2 Mana 3 Health Adjacent minions have +2 Attack. Totemsmiths like to use the rarest woods for their totems. There are even rumors of totems made of Ironbark Protectors.
Flesheating GhoulCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Whenever a minion dies, gain +1 Attack. 'Flesheating' is an unfair name. It's just that there's not really much else for him to eat.
FrogCommon Beast Any1 Health Taunt
Frost ElementalCommonGeneral Any6 Mana 5 Attack 5 Health Battlecry: Freeze a character. When a Water elemental and an Ice elemental love each other VERY much...
Frostwolf GruntCommonGeneral Any2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Taunt Grunting is what his father did and his father before that. It's more than just a job.
Frostwolf WarlordCommonGeneral Any5 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Gain +1/+1 for each other friendly minion on the battlefield. The Frostwolves are locked in combat with the Stormpike Expedition over control of Alterac Valley. Every attempt at peace-talks has ended with Captain Galvangar killing the mediator.
Frothing BerserkerRareGeneral Warrior3 Mana 2 Attack 4 Health Whenever a minion takes damage, gain +1 Attack. He used to work as an accountant before he tried his hand at Berserkering.
Gadgetzan AuctioneerRareGeneral Any5 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Whenever you cast a spell, draw a card. He used to run the black market auction house, but there was just too much violence and he had to move.
Gelbin MekkatorqueLegendaryGeneral Any6 Mana 6 Attack 6 Health Battlecry: Summon an AWESOME invention. He's the leader of the gnomes, and an incredible inventor. He's getting better, too; He turns things into chickens WAY less than he used to.
GnollNoneGeneral Any2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Taunt
GnollCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health
Gnomish InventorCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 2 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Draw a card. She's never quite sure what she's making, she just knows it's AWESOME!
Goldshire FootmanCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 1 Attack 2 Health Taunt If 1/2 minions are all that is defending Goldshire, you would think it would have been overrun years ago.
Grimscale OracleCommon Murloc Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health ALL other Murlocs have +1 Attack. These are the brainy murlocs. It turns out that doesn’t mean much.
Grommash HellscreamLegendaryGeneral Warrior8 Mana 4 Attack 9 Health Charge. Enrage: +6 Attack Grommash drank the tainted blood of Mannoroth, dooming the orcs to green skin and red eyes! Maybe not his best decision.
GruulLegendaryGeneral Any8 Mana 7 Attack 7 Health At the end of each turn, gain +1/+1 . He's Gruul "the Dragonkiller". He just wanted to cuddle them… he never meant to…
Guardian of KingsCommonGeneral Paladin7 Mana 5 Attack 6 Health Battlecry: Restore 6 Health to your hero. Holy beings from the beyond are so cliché!
Gurubashi BerserkerCommonGeneral Any5 Mana 2 Attack 7 Health Whenever this minion takes damage, gain +3 Attack. No Pain, No Gain.
Harrison JonesLegendaryGeneral Any5 Mana 5 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Destroy your opponent's weapon and draw cards equal to its Durability. “That belongs in the Hall of Explorers!”
Harvest GolemCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Deathrattle: Summon a 2/1 Damaged Golem. "Overheat threshold exceeded. System failure. Wheat clog in port two. Shutting down."
Healing TotemFree Totem Shaman1 Mana 2 Health At the end of your turn, restore 1 Health to all friendly minions.
HoggerLegendaryGeneral Any6 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health At the end of your turn, summon a 2/2 Gnoll with Taunt. Hogger is super powerful. If you kill him, it's because he let you.
Homing ChickenCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 1 Health At the start of your turn, destroy this minion and draw 3 cards.
HoundNone Beast Hunter1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Charge
HoundmasterFreeGeneral Hunter4 Mana 4 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Give a friendly Beast +2/+2 and Taunt. "Who let the dogs out?" he asks. It's rhetorical.
HufferCommon Beast Hunter3 Mana 4 Attack 2 Health Charge
Hungry CrabEpic Beast Any1 Mana 1 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Destroy a Murloc and gain +2/+2. Murloc. It's what's for dinner.
HyenaRare Beast Hunter2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health
Illidan StormrageLegendary Demon Any6 Mana 7 Attack 5 Health Whenever you play a card, summon a 2/1 Flame of Azzinoth. Illidan's brother, Malfurion, imprisoned him beneath Hyjal for 10,000 years. Stormrages are not good at letting go of grudges.
ImpRare Demon Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health
Imp MasterRareGeneral Any3 Mana 1 Attack 5 Health At the end of your turn, deal 1 damage to this minion and summon a 1/1 Imp. She would enjoy the job a lot more if she just could get the imps to QUIT BITING HER.
InfernalCommon Demon Warlock6 Mana 6 Attack 6 Health
Injured BlademasterRareGeneral Any3 Mana 4 Attack 7 Health Battlecry: Deal 4 damage to HIMSELF. He claims it is an old war wound, but we think he just cut himself shaving.
Ironbark ProtectorCommonGeneral Druid8 Mana 8 Attack 8 Health Taunt I dare you to attack Darnassus.
Ironbeak OwlCommon Beast Any2 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Battlecry: Silence a minion. Their wings are silent but their screech is... whatever the opposite of silent is.
Ironforge RiflemanCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Deal 1 damage. "Ready! Aim! Drink!"
Ironfur GrizzlyCommon Beast Any3 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Taunt "Bear Carcass 1/10"
Jungle PantherCommon Beast Any3 Mana 4 Attack 2 Health Stealth Stranglethorn is a beautiful place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.
Keeper of the GroveRareGeneral Druid4 Mana 2 Attack 4 Health Choose One - Deal 2 damage; or Silence a minion. These guys just show up and start Keeping your Groves without even asking.
KidnapperEpicGeneral Rogue6 Mana 5 Attack 3 Health Combo: Return a minion to its owner's hand. He just wants people to see his vacation photos.
King KrushLegendary Beast Hunter9 Mana 8 Attack 8 Health Charge The best defense against King Krush is to have someone you don’t like standing in front of you.
King MuklaLegendary Beast Any3 Mana 5 Attack 5 Health Battlecry: Give your opponent 2 Bananas. King Mukla wanders Jaguero Isle, searching for love.
Kirin Tor MageRareGeneral Mage3 Mana 4 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: The next Secret you play this turn costs (0). The Kirin Tor reside in the floating city of Dalaran. How do you make a Dalaran float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of Dalaran.
Knife JugglerRareGeneral Any2 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health After you summon a minion, deal 1 damage to a random enemy. Ambitious Knife Jugglers sometimes graduate to Bomb Jugglers. They never last long enough to make it onto a card though.
Kobold GeomancerCommonGeneral Any2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Spell Damage +1 In the old days, Kobolds were the finest candle merchants in the land. Then they got pushed too far...
Kor'kron EliteCommonGeneral Warrior4 Mana 4 Attack 3 Health Charge The Kor'kron are the elite forces of Garrosh Hellscream. Let's just say you don't want to run into these guys while wearing a blue tabard.
Laughing SisterNoneGeneral3 Mana 3 Attack 5 Health Can't be targeted by Spells or Hero Powers.
Leeroy JenkinsLegendaryGeneral Any4 Mana 6 Attack 2 Health Charge. Battlecry: Summon two 1/1 Whelps for your opponent. At least he has Angry Chicken.
LeokkCommon Beast Hunter3 Mana 2 Attack 4 Health Other friendly minions have +1 Attack.
Leper GnomeCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Deathrattle: Deal 2 damage to the enemy hero. He really just wants to be your friend, but the constant rejection is starting to really get to him.
LightspawnCommonGeneral Priest4 Mana 5 Health This minion's Attack is always equal to its Health. Spawn of the Light? Or Pawn of the Lights?
LightwardenRareGeneral Any1 Mana 1 Attack 2 Health Whenever a character is healed, gain +2 Attack. She’s smaller than her sisters Mediumwarden and Heavywarden.
LightwellRareGeneral Priest2 Mana 5 Health At the start of your turn, restore 3 Health to a damaged friendly character. It isn't clear if people ignore the Lightwell, or if it is just invisible.
Loot HoarderCommonGeneral Any2 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Deathrattle: Draw a card. Always roll need.
Lord JaraxxusLegendary Demon Warlock9 Mana 3 Attack 15 Health Battlecry: Destroy your hero and replace him with Lord Jaraxxus. "TRIFLING GNOME! YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!!!!"
Lord of the ArenaCommonGeneral Any6 Mana 6 Attack 5 Health Taunt He used to be a 2100+ rated arena player, but that was years ago and nobody can get him to shut up about it.
Lorewalker ChoLegendaryGeneral Any2 Mana 4 Health Whenever a player casts a spell, put a copy into the other player’s hand. Lorewalker Cho archives and shares tales from the land of Pandaria, but his favorite story is the one where Joey and Phoebe go on a road trip.
Mad BomberCommonGeneral Any2 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Deal 3 damage randomly split between all other characters. He's not really all that crazy, he is just not as careful with explosives as he should be.
Magma RagerFreeGeneral Any3 Mana 5 Attack 1 Health He likes to think he is powerful, but pretty much anyone can solo Molten Core now.
MalygosLegendary Dragon Any9 Mana 4 Attack 12 Health Spell Damage +5 Malygos hates it when mortals use magic. He gets so mad!
Mana AddictRareGeneral Any2 Mana 1 Attack 3 Health Whenever you cast a spell, gain +2 Attack this turn. She’s trying to kick the habit, but still takes some mana whenever she has a stressful day.
Mana Tide TotemRare Totem Shaman3 Mana 3 Health At the end of your turn, draw a card. It is said that some shaman can say "Floatin' totem" 10 times, fast.
Mana WraithRareGeneral Any2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health ALL minions cost (1) more. They come out at night to eat leftover mana crystals. "Mmmmmm," they say.
Mana WyrmCommonGeneral Mage1 Mana 1 Attack 3 Health Whenever you cast a spell, gain +1 Attack. These wyrms feed on arcane energies, and while they are generally considered a nuisance rather than a real threat, you really shouldn't leave them alone with a bucket of mana.
Master of DisguiseRareGeneral Rogue4 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Give a friendly minion Stealth. She's actually a male tauren. People don't call him "Master of Disguise" for nothing.
Master SwordsmithRareGeneral Any2 Mana 1 Attack 3 Health At the end of your turn, give another random friendly minion +1 Attack. He's currently trying to craft a "flail-axe", but all the other swordsmiths say it can't be done.
Mechanical DragonlingCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health
Millhouse ManastormLegendaryGeneral Any2 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Enemy spells cost (0) next turn. "I'm gonna light you up, sweetcheeks!"
Mind Control TechRareGeneral Any3 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: If your opponent has 4 or more minions, take control of one at random. Mind Control technology is getting better, but that's not saying much.
Mirror ImageCommonGeneral Mage2 Health Taunt
MishaCommon Beast Hunter3 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Taunt
Mogu'shan WardenCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 1 Attack 7 Health Taunt All these guys ever do is talk about the Thunder King. BOOOORRRINNG!
Molten GiantEpicGeneral Any20 Mana 8 Attack 8 Health Costs (1) less for each damage your hero has taken. He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA.
Mountain GiantEpicGeneral Any12 Mana 8 Attack 8 Health Costs (1) less for each other card in your hand. His mother said that he was just big boned.
MurlocNone Murloc Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health
Murloc RaiderFree Murloc Any1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Mrrraggglhlhghghlgh, mrgaaag blarrghlgaahahl mrgggg glhalhah a bghhll graggmgmg Garrosh mglhlhlh mrghlhlhl!!
Murloc ScoutCommon Murloc Any 1 Attack 1 Health
Murloc TidecallerRare Murloc Any1 Mana 1 Attack 2 Health Whenever a Murloc is summoned, gain +1 Attack. This guy gets crazy strong at family reunions.
Murloc TidehunterCommon Murloc Any2 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Battlecry: Summon a 1/1 Murloc Scout. "Death will rise, from the tides!"
Murloc WarleaderEpic Murloc Any3 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health ALL other Murlocs have +2/+1. Do Murlocs ever get tired of making the same old sound? Nope! Mrglglrglglglglglglgl!
Nat PagleLegendaryGeneral Any2 Mana 4 Health At the end of your turn, you have a 50% chance to draw a card. Nat Pagle, Azeroth's premier fisherman! He invented the Auto-Angler 3000, the Extendo-Pole 3000, and the Lure-o-matic 2099 (still in testing).
NightbladeFreeGeneral Any5 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Deal 3 damage to the enemy hero. Your face is the place you'd probably least like a dagger, and where rogues are most likely to deliver them.
Northshire ClericFreeGeneral Priest1 Mana 1 Attack 3 Health Whenever a minion is healed, draw a card. They help the downtrodden and distressed. Also they sell cookies.
Novice EngineerFreeGeneral Any2 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Battlecry: Draw a card. "Half of this class will not graduate… since they'll have been turned to chickens." - Tinkmaster Overspark, teaching Gizmos 101.
NozdormuLegendary Dragon Any9 Mana 8 Attack 8 Health Players only have 15 seconds to take their turns. Time to write some flavor text.
Oasis SnapjawFree Beast Any4 Mana 2 Attack 7 Health His dreams of flying and breathing fire like his idol will never be realized.
Ogre MagiCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Spell Damage +1 Training Ogres in the art of spellcasting is a questionable decision.
Old Murk-EyeLegendary Murloc Any4 Mana 2 Attack 4 Health Charge. Has +1 Attack for each other Murloc on the battlefield. He's a legend among murlocs. "Mrghllghghllghg!", they say.
OnyxiaLegendary Dragon Any9 Mana 8 Attack 8 Health Battlecry: Summon 1/1 Whelps until your side of the battlefield is full. Onyxia long manipulated the Stormwind Court by disguising herself as Lady Katrana Prestor. You would have thought that the giant wings and scales would have been a giveaway.
PantherCommon Beast Druid2 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health
Patient AssassinEpicGeneral Rogue2 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Stealth. Destroy any minion damaged by this minion. He’s not really that patient. It just takes a while for someone to walk by that he can actually reach.
Pint-Sized SummonerRareGeneral Any2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health The first minion you play each turn costs (1) less. She's quite jealous of the Gallon-Sized Summoner.
Pit LordEpic Demon Warlock4 Mana 5 Attack 6 Health Battlecry: Deal 5 damage to your hero. Mannoroth, Magtheridon, and Brutallus may be dead, but it turns out there are a LOT of pit lords.
PoultryizerCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 3 Health At the start of your turn, transform a random minion into a 1/1 Chicken.
Priestess of EluneCommonGeneral Any6 Mana 5 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Restore 4 Health to your hero. If she threatens to "moon" you, it's not what you think.
Prophet VelenLegendaryGeneral Priest7 Mana 7 Attack 7 Health Double the damage and healing of your spells and Hero Power. He's been exiled from his home, and all his brothers turned evil, but otherwise he doesn't have a lot to complain about.
Questing AdventurerRareGeneral Any3 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Whenever you play a card, gain +1/+1. "Does anyone have some extra Boar Pelts?"
Raging WorgenCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Enrage: Windfury and +1 Attack If he's raging now, just wait until he gets nerfed.
Ragnaros the FirelordLegendaryGeneral Any8 Mana 8 Attack 8 Health Can't Attack. At the end of your turn, deal 8 damage to a random enemy. Ragnaros was summoned by the Dark Iron dwarves, who were eventually enslaved by the Firelord. Summoning Ragnaros often doesn’t work out the way you want it to.
Raid LeaderFreeGeneral Any3 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Your other minions have +1 Attack. "That's a 50 DKP minus!"
Ravenholdt AssassinRareGeneral Any7 Mana 7 Attack 5 Health Stealth Just mail him a package with a name and 10,000 gold. He'll take care of the rest.
Razorfen HunterCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Summon a 1/1 Boar. Someone did mess with Tuskerr once. ONCE.
Reckless RocketeerFreeGeneral Any6 Mana 5 Attack 2 Health Charge One Insane Rocketeer. One Rocket full of Explosives. Infinite Fun.
Repair BotCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 3 Health At the end of your turn, restore 6 Health to a damaged character.
River CrocoliskFree Beast Any2 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Edward "Lefty" Smith tried to make luggage out of a river crocolisk once.
Savannah HighmaneRare Beast Hunter6 Mana 6 Attack 5 Health Deathrattle: Summon two 2/2 Hyenas. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion gets slowly consumed by hyenas.
Scarlet CrusaderCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 3 Attack 1 Health Divine Shield Never wash your whites with a Scarlet Crusader.
Scavenging HyenaCommon Beast Hunter2 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Whenever a friendly Beast dies, gain +2/+1. Hyenas prefer the bones of kodos or windserpents, but they'll eat pretty much anything. Even Brussels sprouts.
Sea GiantEpicGeneral Any10 Mana 8 Attack 8 Health Costs (1) less for each other minion on the battlefield. See? Giant.
Searing TotemFree Totem Shaman1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health
SecretkeeperRareGeneral Any1 Mana 1 Attack 2 Health Whenever a Secret is played, gain +1/+1. She promises not to tell anyone about that thing you did last night with that one person.
Sen'jin ShieldmastaFreeGeneral Any4 Mana 3 Attack 5 Health Taunt Sen'jin Villiage is nice, if you like trolls and dust.
Shadow of NothingEpicGeneral Priest1 Health Mindgames whiffed! Your opponent had no minions!
Shattered Sun ClericCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Give a friendly minion +1/+1. They always have a spare flask of Sunwell Energy Drink™!
SheepCommon Beast Any 1 Attack 1 Health
ShieldbearerCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 4 Health Taunt Have you seen the size of the shields in this game?? This is no easy job.
SI:7 AgentRareGeneral Rogue3 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Combo: Deal 2 damage. The agents of SI:7 are responsible for Stormwind's covert activities. Their duties include espionage, assassination, and throwing surprise birthday parties for the royal family.
Silver Hand KnightCommonGeneral Any5 Mana 4 Attack 4 Health Battlecry: Summon a 2/2 Squire. It's good to be a knight. Less so to be one's squire.
Silver Hand RecruitFreeGeneral Paladin1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health
Silverback PatriarchCommon Beast Any3 Mana 1 Attack 4 Health Taunt He likes to act like he's in charge, but the silverback matriarch actually runs things.
Silvermoon GuardianCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Divine Shield The first time they tried to guard Silvermoon against the scourge, it didn’t go so well…
SnakeCommon Beast Hunter 1 Attack 1 Health
Sorcerer's ApprenticeCommonGeneral Mage2 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health Your spells cost (1) less. Apprentices are great for bossing around. "Conjure me some mana buns! And a coffee! Make that a mana coffee!"
Southsea CaptainEpic Pirate Any3 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Your other Pirates have +1/+1. When he saves enough plunder, he's going to commission an enormous captain's hat. He has hat envy.
Southsea DeckhandCommon Pirate Any1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Has Charge while you have a weapon equipped. Pirates are into this new fad called "Planking".
SpellbenderEpicGeneral Mage 1 Attack 3 Health
SpellbreakerCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 4 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Silence a minion. Spellbreakers can rip enchantments from magic-wielders. The process is painless and can be performed on an outpatient basis.
Spirit WolfRareGeneral Shaman2 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Taunt
Spiteful SmithCommonGeneral Any5 Mana 4 Attack 6 Health Enrage: Your weapon has +2 Attack. She'll craft you a sword, but you'll need to bring her 5 Steel Ingots, 3 Motes of Earth, and the scalp of her last customer.
SquireCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health
SquirrelCommon Beast Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health
Stampeding KodoRare Beast Any5 Mana 3 Attack 5 Health Battlecry: Destroy a random enemy minion with 2 or less Attack. This Kodo is so big that he can stampede by himself.
Starving BuzzardCommon Beast Hunter2 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Whenever you summon a Beast, draw a card. If you feed him, he loses his whole identity.
Stoneclaw TotemFree Totem Shaman1 Mana 2 Health Taunt
Stonetusk BoarFree Beast Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Charge This card is boaring.
Stormpike CommandoCommonGeneral Any5 Mana 4 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Deal 2 damage. The Stormpike Commandos are demolition experts. They also bake a mean cupcake.
Stormwind ChampionCommonGeneral Any7 Mana 6 Attack 6 Health Your other minions have +1/+1. When Deathwing assaulted the capital, this soldier was the only member of his squad to survive. Now he's all bitter and stuff.
Stormwind KnightCommonGeneral Any4 Mana 2 Attack 5 Health Charge They're still embarassed about "The Deathwing Incident".
Stranglethorn TigerCommon Beast Any5 Mana 5 Attack 5 Health Stealth The wonderful thing about tigers is tigers are wonderful things!
SuccubusFree Demon Warlock2 Mana 4 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Discard a random card. Warlocks have it pretty good.
Summoning PortalCommonGeneral Warlock4 Mana 4 Health Your minions cost (2) less, but not less than (1). NOT LESS THAN 1! Don't get any ideas!
Sunfury ProtectorRareGeneral Any2 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Give adjacent minions Taunt. She carries a shield, but only so she can give it to someone she can stand behind.
SunwalkerRareGeneral Any6 Mana 4 Attack 5 Health Taunt. Divine Shield She doesn’t ACTUALLY walk on the Sun. It's just a name. Don’t worry!
Sylvanas WindrunnerLegendaryGeneral Any6 Mana 5 Attack 5 Health Deathrattle: Take control of a random enemy minion. Sylvanas was turned into the Banshee Queen by Arthas, but he probably should have just killed her because it just pissed her off.
Tauren WarriorCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Taunt. Enrage: +3 Attack Tauren Warrior: Champion of Mulgore, Slayer of Quilboar, Rider of Thunderbluff Elevators.
Temple EnforcerCommonGeneral Priest6 Mana 6 Attack 6 Health Battlecry: Give a friendly minion +3 Health. He also moonlights Thursday nights as a bouncer at the Pig and Whistle Tavern.
The BeastLegendary Beast Any6 Mana 9 Attack 7 Health Deathrattle: Summon a 3/3 Finkle Einhorn for your opponent. He lives in Blackrock Mountain. He eats Gnomes. That's pretty much it.
The Black KnightLegendaryGeneral Any6 Mana 4 Attack 5 Health Battlecry: Destroy an enemy minion with Taunt. He was sent by the Lich King to disrupt the Argent Tournament. We can pretty much mark that a failure.
Thrallmar FarseerCommonGeneral Any3 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Windfury He's stationed in the Hellfire Peninsula, but he's hoping for a reassignment closer to Orgrimmar, or really anywhere the ground is less on fire.
Timber WolfFree Beast Hunter1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Your other Beasts have +1 Attack. Other beasts totally dig hanging out with timber wolves.
Tinkmaster OversparkLegendaryGeneral Any3 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Transform a minion into a 5/5 Devilsaur or a 1/1 Squirrel at random. Tinkmaster Overspark nearly lost his Tinker's license after the Great Ironforge Squirrel Stampede of '09.
Tirion FordringLegendaryGeneral Paladin8 Mana 6 Attack 6 Health Divine Shield. Taunt. Deathrattle: Equip a 5/3 Ashbringer. If you haven't heard the Tirion Fordring theme song, it's because it doesn't exist.
TreantNoneGeneral Druid1 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health
TreantNoneGeneral Druid1 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Taunt
TreantCommonGeneral Druid1 Mana 2 Attack 2 Health Charge. At the end of the turn, destroy this minion.
Tundra RhinoCommon Beast Hunter5 Mana 2 Attack 5 Health Your Beasts have Charge. Tundra rhinos are often mistaken for kodos. Or am I mistaken?
Twilight DrakeRare Dragon Any4 Mana 4 Attack 1 Health Battlecry: Gain +1 Health for each card in your hand. Twilight drakes feed on Mystical Energy. And Tacos.
Unbound ElementalCommonGeneral Shaman3 Mana 2 Attack 4 Health Whenever you play a card with Overload, gain +1/+1. Unlike bound elementals, Unbound ones really enjoy a night on the town.
Venture Co. MercenaryCommonGeneral Any5 Mana 7 Attack 6 Health Your minions cost (3) more. No Job is too big. No fee is too big.
Violet ApprenticeNoneGeneral Any 1 Attack 1 Health
Violet TeacherRareGeneral Any4 Mana 3 Attack 5 Health Whenever you cast a spell, summon a 1/1 Violet Apprentice. If you don't pay attention, you may be turned into a pig. And then you get your name on the board.
Void TerrorRare Demon Warlock3 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Destroy the minions on either side of this minion and gain their Attack and Health. If you put this into your deck, you WILL lose the trust of your other minions.
VoidwalkerFree Demon Warlock1 Mana 1 Attack 3 Health Taunt No relation to "The Voidsteppers", the popular Void-based dance troop.
Voodoo DoctorFreeGeneral Any1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Battlecry: Restore 2 Health. Voodoo is an oft-misunderstood art. But it is art.
War GolemCommonGeneral Any7 Mana 7 Attack 7 Health Golems are not afraid, but for some reason they still run when you cast Fear on them. Instinct, maybe? A desire to blend in?
Warsong CommanderFreeGeneral Warrior3 Mana 2 Attack 3 Health Whenever you summon a minion with 3 or less Attack, give it Charge. The Warsong clan is such drama. It's really not worth it to become a commander.
Water ElementalCommonGeneral Mage4 Mana 3 Attack 6 Health Freeze any character damaged by this minion. Don't summon a water elemental at a party. It'll dampen the mood.
WhelpNone Dragon Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health
Wild PyromancerRareGeneral Any2 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health After you cast a spell, deal 1 damage to ALL minions. BOOM BABY BOOM! BAD IS GOOD! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!
Windfury HarpyCommonGeneral Any6 Mana 4 Attack 5 Health Windfury Harpies are not pleasant sounding. That's the nicest I can put it.
WindspeakerCommonGeneral Shaman4 Mana 3 Attack 3 Health Battlecry: Give a friendly minion Windfury. Is there anything worse than a Windspeaker with halitosis?
WispCommonGeneral Any 1 Attack 1 Health If you hit an Eredar Lord with enough Wisps, it will explode. But why?
WolfriderFreeGeneral Any3 Mana 3 Attack 1 Health Charge Orcish raiders ride wolves because they are well adapted to harsh environments, and because they are soft and cuddly.
Worgen InfiltratorCommonGeneral Any1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health Stealth If you want to stop a worgen from infiltrating, just yell, "No! Bad boy!"
Worthless ImpCommon Demon Warlock1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health You are out of demons! At least there are always imps...
Wrath of Air TotemFree Totem Shaman1 Mana 2 Health Spell Damage +1
Young DragonhawkCommon Beast Any1 Mana 1 Attack 1 Health Windfury They were the inspiration for the championship Taurenball team: The Dragonhawks.
Young PriestessRareGeneral Any1 Mana 2 Attack 1 Health At the end of your turn, give another random friendly minion +1 Health. She can't wait to learn Power Word: Fortitude Rank 2.
Youthful BrewmasterCommonGeneral Any2 Mana 3 Attack 2 Health Battlecry: Return a friendly minion from the battlefield to your hand. His youthful enthusiasm doesn’t always equal excellence in his brews. Don’t drink the Mogu Stout!
YseraLegendary Dragon Any9 Mana 4 Attack 12 Health At the end of your turn, draw a Dream Card. Ysera rules the Emerald Dream. Which is some kind of green-mirror-version of the real world, or something?

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